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Old Rambaldi was hopping around
Los Angeles city like a big playground
when suddenly Vaughn burst from the shade
and hit Rambaldi with a big grenade
Rambaldi got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Jack
who proceeded to open up a can of Spy!Daddy Fu
when Arvin Sloane came out of the blue

and he started beating up Jack Bristow's ass
then they both got flattened by a giant red mass
but before it could make it back to the dark cave
Lauren Reed popped out of her grave
and took a rocket launcher out from under her hat
and blew Vaughn away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but she ran out of ammo and she ran away
because Sydney Bristow came to save the day

Rambaldi took a bite out of badass Sydney
with a new prophecy that he wanted her kidney
and then Jack came back covered in a tire track
but Sark jumped out and landed on his back
and Vaughn was injured, and trying to get steady
when Lauren Reed came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught her leg and she tripped
Nadia Santos took her out with her whip

then she saw Rambaldi sneaking up from behind
and she reached for her gun which she just couldn't find
'cause Vaughn stole it and he shot and he missed
and Sark deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Lauren Reed tried to pole vault
onto Sydney Bristow, but they collided with a crack
then they both got hit by a Rambaldi artifact

An angel sang out like a hyena
when down from the heavens descended Irina
who delivered a kick that could collapse a house
into the crotch of her former spouse
who fell over on the ground with a strong blood flow
as Vaughn changed back into Andre Micheaux
but Irina saw through his clever disguise
and she crushed Vaughn's head in between her thighs

then Francie the real and Francie the pretend and
Doctor Judy Barnett and Syd's ex-boyfriend and
McKenas Cole and Kendall with no first name
Simon Walker, Weiss, Will, and Ariana Kane
Creepy suit and glasses, and some CIA guy named Trevor
Marshall, Dixon, and every single Derevko ever
Rachel Gibson, Kelly Peyton and Thomas Grace
Kazari Bomani and even Hayden Chase
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they pushed Irina through a ceiling of glass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

'and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest of JJVerse in a daze:
at Team Rambaldi as winner of the phase'

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good spies, bad spies, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny